I Predict A Pirate Riot

Watching the pirates get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
Making Neverland ever so scary
And not very sensible either
A friend of a friend he got beaten
He looked the wrong way at an indian
Would never have happened to Smee son
He’s such a deadly one.

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

I wanted to buy me an axe see
An Indian tried to attack me
He said that he saw it before me
Wants to get things a bit gory
Lost boys  run around with no clothes on
Though Nibsy he does have a hat on
If it wasn't for Peter, they'd be frozen
They're not very sensible

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

And Neverlands full of fear
‘Cause the pirates are always here

Tinkerbells not a nice fairy
She’s not very pretty I tell thee
Our Capn Hook is quite scary
And not very sensible

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

And Neverland’s full of fear
‘Cause the pirates are always here

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot
Hooks Lament

I sold my soul for the second time
Cos that Pan, he’d just dis’ me
I begged that crocodile for more time
He said " Hook, I’m salivating"

Skylights called me the other night
He said "Cap’n, are you crazy?"
Noodler told me to get online
He said “Man, you’re outdated”.

But I don't mind
Lost boys and Pan to fight beneath the stars that shine
I'll be fine
If you give me a minute
A mans got a limit
You cant get Peter Pan if your hearts' not in it

I don't mind
As long as Peters gone then Neverland is mine.
I'll be fine
If you give me a minute
A mans got a limit
I cant get a life if my hearts' not in it

Lost boys escape from me everytime
and it’s so frustrating
Crocodile follows me days and night
How much time, remaining?

Tom Toms beat out a single line
Saying Hook, words fail me”
It ain't no place to be killing time
That croc’s plain crazy

I don't mind
Lost boys and Pan to fight beneath the stars that shine
I'll be fine
If you give me a minute
A mans got a limit
I can’t get Peter Pan if my hearts' not in it
The Cast (a small one)

Katharine Hardman, Emily Richardson, Caroline Heppell, Laura Emson, Harriet
Maddox, Harry Rogerson, Kristian Peberdy, Kate Holdsworth, Rebecca Miller ,
Nick Holdsworth, Helen Williamson, Jacqui Douglas, Ian Roberts, Lisa Barker,
Claire Mead, Lynne Richardson, Sara Boor, Gillian Hardman, Helen Peckham,
Steve Barker, Peter Wheelan,Ian Peckham, Neil Cooper, Jane Williams, Laurie
Williams, Jason Oddi, Clare Hardman, Spencer Greener, Tracey Miller, Denise
Rogerson, Jane Wing, Judith Juden, Asia Peberdy, Vikki Saville,Sarah Oldham,
Molly Peckham, Lorna Brown,Hannah Greener, Isabel Thompson,Amy Douglas,
Elise Gallois,Emily Tarbuck,Emma Grace,Hannah Pauley, Aimee Wing,Rebecca
Peryer,Mia O’Shea,Amy Oddi,Abigail Bustin,Katharine Thompson,Kate Potter,
Grace Rogerson,Lauren Thomas,Sarah Wheelan,Katie McFarlane,Anna Wallis,
Corinne Springthorpe,Sarah Matcham, Emma Moss,Sarah Haddow, Charlotte
Barker,Anna Elia, Chloe Denly, Ellie Robbins,Millie Oddi, Eleanor Bustin, Hannah
McFarlane, Emily Levet, Alycia Steggles, Hollie Sheridan, Laura Van Hilst, James
Gallois, Matthew Juden, Tom Juden,Scott Haddow, Ryan Maton, Alex Matcham,
Aaron Lord, Gabriel Brennan, Jamie Kemp, Joe Steggles, Daniel Miller, Michael
Carter, Sam Gamble, Matthew Walker, Adam Perkins, Josh Oddi, Steven Shipp

Director: Naomi D'Cunha
Producer: Keith Gallois
Production Team:
Louise Barker, Jayne Brown,Melanie Haddow, Adrian
Peberdy, Rachael Peryer, Carolyn Sellars, Sandra Thompson,
Helen Walker, Mark Walker, Claire Beddoes, Mary Bowers,
Sara Bustin, Luise Carter, Marie Carter, Mo Carter, Julie
Denly, Alison Elia, Sarah Fretwell, Lesley Gallois, Caroline
Grace, Naomi Greener, Carrie Hillard, Judy Holdsworth,
Helen Howe, Andy Juden, Lucie Kemp, Noreen King, Terry
King, Karen Levet, Tracey Lymer, Sue MacFarlane, Winifred
de Massey, Jenny Matcham, Theresa Maton, Shez Mead,
Gillian Metcalfe, Bev Needham, Lorraine Oldham, Nina
O'Shea, Nicky Pauley, Ann Perkins, Helen Roberts, Doreen
Rogan, Iren Sheridan, Alison Steggles, Becky Taberner, Jo
Tarbuck, Sara Vail, Dawn Wallis, Helen Williamson, David
Hardman, Caroline Cawley, Stephen Needham

Sound: Craig D'Cunha, Paul Mead, Alan Richardson

Lighting: Keith McPherson, John Grace, Tim Bustin, Jimmy
Carter

The Band: Jonathan Carter, Tim Taberner, Trevor Carter,
Brian Harvey, Linda Webster
Witchford Amateur Dramatics Society